Tressa:
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“I think it’s fascinating how we managed to find each other in this great, big world.”
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Tressa:
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“Don’t you?”
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H’aanit:
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“Aye. ‘Tis as if fate hath drawn us together.”
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Ophilia:
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“I look forward to hearing everyone’s stories.”
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Primrose:
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“As do I. Everyone, no matter how grand or humble, has their own story to tell.”
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Tressa:
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“I want to know more about your hometowns. Were there any tasty foods there?”
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Ophilia:
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“Well, I always tell visitors to try our winter vegetable soup.”
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Tressa:
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“Ooh, that sounds delicious. I love vegetables!”
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Primrose:
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“It’s probably good for your skin, too.”
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Ophilia:
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“And just one sip will warm you right up.”
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Tressa:
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“How about you, H’aanit? What’s the food back home like?”
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H’aanit:
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“It is good. But in my village, there is an inn that serveth wild boar roasted over an open fire.”
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H’aanit:
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“Truth be told, it is the finest food I have ever tasted.”
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Ophilia:
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“Roasted boar? Gosh…”
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Primrose:
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“That does sound good. But perhaps not the most romantic choice.”
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H’aanit:
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“Hm?”
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Tressa:
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“R-romantic!?”
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Tressa:
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“You mean like…”
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Ophilia:
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“Sharing a delicious meal with a special someone? Right…?”
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H’aanit:
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“Master and I oft ate together. Doth that counten as romantic?”
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Primrose:
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“...”
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Primrose:
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“Don’t tell me you’ve never been romanced before.”
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Ophilia:
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“...”
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Primrose:
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“I see I have a lot of explaining to do.”
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Primrose:
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“It’s like this…”
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Tressa:
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“Ooooooh…”
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Tressa:
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“Primrose, you have to tell us more!”
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Ophilia:
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“Yes, please! Impart us with your wisdom!”
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H’aanit:
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“I too, have some interest in what you knowest.”
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Primrose:
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“All right, then. We’ll start by you telling me what kind of men you like.”
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Ophilia:
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“...!”
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Primrose:
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“H’aanit, you first. What’s your type?”
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H’aanit:
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“Me? Well, er, I have not thought upon it, truth be told…”
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H'aanit:
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“Perhaps...someone who is stronger than me…”
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Tressa:
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“Eh? But…”
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Ophilia:
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“If such men exist, they must be ever so rare!”
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H’aanit:
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“Thinkest thou so?”
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Primrose:
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“Oh, I wouldn’t say rare, exactly. But...not common, either.”
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Primrose:
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“Every man has his weakness. It’s just a matter of finding it.”
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Tressa:
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“Oooh!”
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Tressa:
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“I could listen to you talk about this all day, Primrose. You know everything!”
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Primrose:
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“Hehe. Thank you.”
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Tressa:
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“So, Ophilia? What kind of man do you like?”
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Ophilia:
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“I was raised in the church, so I haven’t had much opportunity to compare…”
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Ophilia:
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“But I suppose I’d want someone who’s nice.”
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Primrose:
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“Aw, how sweet.”
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Tressa:
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“Oh, come on. Try to be more specific! Narrow it down a little.”
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H’aanit:
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“Indeed. What dost thou desiren, in thine heart?”
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Ophilia:
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“Desire!? Well, there’s no room in my heart for such a thing…”
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Tressa:
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“There most certainly is! So tell us. We’re waiting!”
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Ophilia:
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“I suppose it’s rude to keep you waiting… Well, I’ll try to keep it short then.”
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Ophilia:
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“I want a man who’s compassionate, caring, thoughtful, and upright.”
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Ophilia:
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“He has to be able to handle a swords, but also be clever. Like a scholar.”
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Ophilia:
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“Someone who’s hard on himself, but forgiving of others.”
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Ophilia:
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“Oh, and taller than me, of course. And broad-minded and tolerant. And generally wonderful.”
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H’aanit:
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“...”
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Tressa:
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“Well, you definitely narrowed it down.”
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H’aanit:
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“Indeed. So narrow as to excludeth all men that ever lived…”
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Ophilia:
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“You see? I knew I shouldn’t have told you… This is so embarrassing.”
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Primrose:
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“Ophilia, let me give you one piece of advice.”
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Primrose:
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“”Don’t pin your dreams on a man.””
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Tressa:
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“Ooooooh!”
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Tressa:
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“How do you know so much, Primrose? It’s amazing!”
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Primrose:
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“It all comes down to experience, ladies.”
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Ophilia:
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“Gosh, I’m learning so much!”
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Ophilia:
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“By the by, Tressa. You haven’t told us what kind of man you like.”
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Tressa:
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“What? Oh, haha! You don’t really want to hear about my type...do you?”
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H’aanit:
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“Tressa…”
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Ophilia:
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“We’re waiting!”
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Tressa:
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“W-well then, if you insist…”
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Tressa:
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“I like a man who doesn’t try to return merchandise after he’s already paid for it.”
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Ophilia:
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“...”
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Ophilia:
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“That’s so like you, Tressa.”
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H’aanit:
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“Primrose, hast thou advice?”
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Primrose:
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“Tressa… You need to forget about trading for a bit.”
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Primrose:
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“You can’t buy a good man, you know. It takes love and affection.”
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Ophilia:
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“Oooooooooh!”
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Tressa:
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“I’ll take that lesson to heart!”
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Ophilia:
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“As will I. We’ve learned so much from your experiences, Primrose!”
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H’aanit:
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“Now what about thee? What sort of man dost thou favoren?”
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Primrose:
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“Me? Well, that’s easy.”
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Primrose:
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“See, what I like in a man is…”
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Tressa:
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“...!”
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Primrose:
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“...”
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Primrose:
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“Oh, would you look at that? We’re out of drinks. I suppose we should call it a day.”
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H’aanit:
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“...”
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Primrose:
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“It’s been fun, ladies. Let’s chat again soon.
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Tressa:
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“B-but we’re not done here yet! Primrose…? Come back, Primrose!”
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